Speaka My Language..?

  Hitchhiking, like all extreme sports, has it’s own weird jargon, which you must learn in order to appear ‘hip’, and ‘down with the cool kids’. Here is a simple guide to hobo-lingo.   Useful Hitchhiking Terminology. Hitching (a.k.a. hitchhiking): a rare psychological disorder, mainly affecting people between 16 and 35 years, but not unknown…

Viva La Gendarmes! – Normandy, France

Hitching on the highway in Normandy, France.   The Gendarmes arrive, lights flashing, and inform us seriously that hitchhiking on highways is illegal in France, but we may hitch at round-abouts or on-ramps.   Naturally we apologise politely and shoulder our bags to walk back to the on-ramp.   The officer winds down his window and beckons me…

Bizarre Mating Rituals – Caen, France

We’re walking down the street in Caen, past the statue of Louis XIV proclaiming himself to be an “emporer of Rome”, when suddenly there is a wild blaring of car horns, and thumping dance music!   It’s another wedding party off to the chapel!  All the girls hang out the windows and sunroofs of the vehicles and…

Belgian Truck Stops Rock – Belgium

  We camp only one night in Belgium on our way south to France.  We find a good spot in a country lane behind a truck stop.  We go to the truck stop for a shower, and are astonished by the 5 star luxury of a two euro truck stop bathroom experience. I have been…

Gear Hack: Sock Sleeves

step 1:  buy cheap tube socks and cut off foot part. step 2:  sew leg part of sock to end of jumper sleeves to make extra long, warm cuffs to cover hands in cold weather. step 3: avoid public areas and fashionistas. [ built in sock puppets!   perfect for passing the time round the…

Exotic Scenery – Melbourne, Australia

Looks exotic doesn’t it?   India?  Pakistan?  Turkey?Actually its the northern suburbs of Melbourne, Australia!We had a slow time getting a ride the evening before.   Night fell, and Nia and I kept trying for an hour or so after dark, but no luck. We found a patch of waste ground on the side of the road,…