Saddle Sore – Angkor Wat, Cambodia

…There is a vertiginous weight about the structures.  Passing through the gates into the temple enclosure, struggling up the endless steep stairways, I am acutely aware of the intention of Angkor’s architects: impress the bollocks off people – make them feel very small… Me and J-man get on the slow train out of Bangkok.  Actually,…

Vodka & Lost Teeth – Poochera, Australia

…’I have never hitchhiked’, Vladimir says.  ‘Only once.  It was during my time in the military.  I joined the Serbian patriots when I was just turned fifteen.  Tito was my commandant at that time’… ‘Poochera.  I sleep here once with my wife’ Vladimir muses.  ‘I think was here…’ Poochera is an almost non-existent settlement on…

Sick and Tired – Marrakech, Morocco

…”What’d you say?   You got a problem?” I ask, like a badly written character in a Roger Corman film.  We stand there for a few seconds eyeballing each other…  I know I’m not really going to get into a fight with an amphetamine pumped Moroccan waiter.  I can picture them plopping my entrails into…

The Rifs – Chefchaouen, Morocco

…the town has become a bit of a pilgrimage for pot heads in the last ten years, because the hill country is full of huge marijuana crops… I ride into Chefchaouen with a sporty gent in his elegant ’70s Merc’ coupe.  The steady climb up the mountain roads makes me alternately sleepy and dizzy, but…

Cool in Nelson, Australia

Nelson, Australia.   A beautiful bay on the mouth of the Glenelg River.   In the week since we were last on the southern coast, the weather turned really cold and wet, so after a night sleeping in all our clothes in a gazebo on the river front, we headed north again to chase the warm!…