Hungarian Salami

“It was called Hungarian salami, but… Australian salami is not so good. We have all kinds of different ones but they all taste kind of the same.”
Pasti frowns and nods. “You must try some real Hungarian sausage…”

Underground – Hat Yai, Thailand

…I wake up at eight, after two hours sleep, mouth tasting of cigarettes and hung over as fuck.  (Ever had a morning like this?  I’m sure you can relate.)  All I want to do is crawl into a hole in the ground.  It’s my lucky day today because crawling into a hole in the ground…