A Run-In With The Sheriff – Tampa FLA, USA
“You can’t have that sign on display in this premises sir” she puffs, making the ‘sir’ sound like an expletive. “If I see you in here with that sign again, I will call the sheriff…”
“You can’t have that sign on display in this premises sir” she puffs, making the ‘sir’ sound like an expletive. “If I see you in here with that sign again, I will call the sheriff…”
A man enters a room full of flashing lights and promises. He is damned and disowned. He has an erection. He has a gun. The gun this man carries can fire a thousand bullets in one minute.
Remember; this is the USA. This is the home of the brave; the land of opportunity.
I’ve read that when I check in at the airport I may be required to show POOT. It means that I have to be able to prove that I have a ticket out of the USA, as well as one to get there…
I found this cool company – DISRUPT – that does custom skateboards. The team at DISRUPT are partnering with Raw Safari as sponsors and they are giving readers of Raw Safari an extra 10% off, just because they are nice people…
“…Do you know where the bus to California is?” he asks me. His accent is American. His English is perfect. He sounds like he just stepped out of a movie. The question is absurd. This is Cambodia. Even with my lousy knowledge of geography, I know there ain’t no busses to California here. He’s got…