Hungarian Salami
“It was called Hungarian salami, but… Australian salami is not so good. We have all kinds of different ones but they all taste kind of the same.”
Pasti frowns and nods. “You must try some real Hungarian sausage…”
Wet Shoes + Automatic Painting – VIDEO
“A man is arrested and taken to the police station. They tie him to a chair and blindfold him. Then the sargent gets a jug and begins to pour water into the man’s shoes…”
Grape Juice – Prague, Czech Republic
The Scots in our group are tickled pink I brought a slab of Edinburgh beer to a Czeck wine festival…
One Night in Paris, A New Friend & An Old Friend
Pietro opens his front door with a smile, and I collapse onto his couch. The hitch from London to Paris went very well, but I have only slept about 2 hours in the last 24…
The Dream: Hitchhiking On A Private Jet
I want to hitch a ride on a private jet. Somewhere out there, one of you has a friend with a plane. I want to make this happen, and I know we can do it. I want to hitchhike the sky!..
J.U.I.: Juggling Beer – VIDEO
“Are you up for it mate?” “Of course” he snears, his juggler pride offended. “We have had only six beers. I will juggle. I will juggle any way you like. Let us make this interesting. I will juggle, J.U.I., and what is more, I will juggle cans of IPA, and I will do it on the roof…”
New Mission Objective: Hitchhike To India.
‘You’re a hitchhiker’ they tell me. ‘We’ve read your blog and you seem to enjoy doing odd things. How would you like to be our hitchhiking delivery guy..?
Disneyland Virgin – VIDEO
The Disneyland virgin must be deflowered. We get in the SUV and head out to Anaheim…
Bondage Kangaroos: Los Angeles – VIDEO
Tie me kangaroo down sport… Tie me kangaroo down… Tie me kangaroo down sport… Tie me kangaroo down…
Vegas Vegas Vegas – VIDEO
According to Bill Tijuana is more fun than Vegas. But we’re going to Vegas anyway because we like Bon Jovi…
The ‘Chalice’ Marijuana Expo: Welcome To California!
“We only have one sort of marijuana in Australia. It’s called ‘dope’, and it’s illegal.”
Bill smiles.
“This is another world my friend. Welcome to California…”
Much Needed Exercise – Echo Lake CO, USA
My body feels more like easing into a deck chair and scrolling facebook than tramping into the Rocky Mountains. But, I need the exercise, so I swap out my flip-flops for my hiking boots, make some peanut butter sandwiches and join the hiking expedition…