Cooking a Kangaroo

Half way up the track we meet Tank, on his ATV.
“Looks like good eating” he comments, peering at the roo between the folds of the tarp. “I’ll give you a ride to the top if there’s a burger in it for me…”

Nice Legs

…They start pushing me, in the chest, pretty hard.   I step back, as far as I can, but the wall of the theatre is behind me, and so I’ve got nowhere to go really.  Then one of them hit me in the face.   And the pain was intense.   And… I felt dizzy.   And they hit…